#Kenyon martin jr. houston rockets roster skin
That they both landed in the elite on the Player Rater shows you there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Freeman = Treat for homers is gee-dee goofy. Also, in this game Treat Urner (2-for-4, 3 RBIs) hit his 21st homer too. Also, as for fantasy, don’t let me ever say a guy is old and that’s why we’re avoiding him.įreddie Freeman – 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 21st homer. Kershaw or Koufax? Think it’s Kershaw, and as a half a Jew it hurts me to say, especially since I’m typing this on Yom Kippur. Phils out there like, “We are a playoff team!” Then getting four hits in the next 15 innings is an echoing chef’s kiss that ping-pongs off lips of people saying, “Whiz wit.”Ĭlayton Kershaw – 5 IP, 1 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 2.28, ending the year 196 strikeouts short of 3,000 for his career (won’t happen next year), and 4 wins short of 200 (should happen in 2023). Astros giving 30% effort, and still absolutely eating up the Phils is so funny. Or maybe I should say “cheeks out.”įramber Valdez – 5 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 2.82. the Pirates, who are known for searching for booty, and Liberatore sounds like a pharmaceutical, which has a long list of symptoms, including diarrhea, so this checks out. Matthew Liberatore – 5 IP, 5 ER, ERA at 5.97. Jonah Heim makes the top 20, while also being severely terrible. Tomorrow is the Razzballies, where I give out some year-end awards, then on Monday I start the recaps of each position, with the catchers first. That’s right, the AL batting title came down to Judge and what we do when a Judge enters a courtroom. Let’s get this! *fifteen minutes later* Why does it feel like I’ll never be able to sit down again? They couldn’t care about one last stream-a-roos-ki. The Regression Fairies are too busy protesting the new Dahmer series. Now, one more question, what do I do for the next three months? Oh, yeah, write the rankings! Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:ĭavis Martin – 1 2/3 IP, 9 ER, ERA at 4.83. When I’m done, I’ll start to put them on our Patreon. Any questions? *calls on a guy who looks zonked* Yes? “If I’m going to IHOP is it MeHOP, MyselfHOP or IHOP, or does it depend on usage?” God damn it, is that you, Cody Bellinger?! Stop smoking so much weed! *Cody lowers his head, kicks a rock and walks out of the room* Okay, if there’s no more questions, I have one: How long until next year’s rankings come out?! Wait, I have to write them. So, another fantasy baseball season is in the books, and, with a baseball season in the books, it means Jonathan India’s 2022 season is now in the books, and, in conclusion, that is why we should burn books. Today is the day when you realize you’ve spent 27,000 man hours this summer beating eleven other strangers to win a virtual trophy, and it feels great! That’s if you won your league, if you came in 2nd or worse, you get an A for effort.
I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league.
People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today /4bavGwku88 Let’s check in on some fantasy baseball championship celebrations:
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